So, I don't really have... WORDS to explain this guy.
Wait. Thats a lie. I have a lot of words. and a lot of them are repeats of WTF. W. T. F. WHAT. THE. WHAT. WHATWHATWHAT? WHAT WAS HE THINKING? W.
T.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
SO. Today he makes a beeline for the chair next to me. Crap.
WAIT. INTERMISSION.
XDD I didn't mention it the last journal, but this guy signs off immediately, and follows me from the room. To follow me outside. To follow me to the parkinglot. Creepy? Hell yes. Except on last thursday, he actually glanced away from my computer, (because he doesn't work during class. He sits and watches my computer. every. little. thing. He stays as late as I do. He leaves as soon as I do. etc. etc.) so he didn't see me sign off, she just sawme getting upp. So he jumps out of his chair, letting it roll back.
I kindly let him go in front of me. I let him go, and act like I'm going to follow him, and let him turn right.
i make a SHARP left, and walk quickly to the painting room down teh hall. XD (I brought my painting home over the weekend.) I peeked around the corner and saw him milling around over the stairs, looking completely lost, waiting for me to come back. XD My ride was half an hour away, so Ihad to go back to the computer room before getting my painting stuff back. He came back to restalk me. Apparantly it really threw him when I turned the other way though. XD He faltered in his step and everything.
END INTERMISSION.
So. After telling him it was justplain weird for him to be following me and clinging to me like that..
today I'm sitting down. And he makes a beeline for the chair next to me. And again does nothing but look over my shoulder, read my DA messages, and everything.
EVERYTHING in my posture and tone is screaming, "get the hell away from me you FREAK." I mean. I was borderline hostile. I told him I really hated him looking over my shoulder. I asked himto schoot his chair away because he was invading my space. I asked, annoyingly, why he was even at school if he wasn't going to work. (To which he defensively replied, "It has nothing to do with you. I'd be here until five anyway, whether you werehere or not." To which *I* snottilyreplied, and quirked an eyebrow without even deigning to look at him, "I never said it had anything to do with me.")
WHICH. BY THE WAY. 4. I LOGGED OUT. LOOK OVER AND WATCH HIM QUICKLY CLICK TO LOG OUT. I gathered my stuff up, and RAN.
I RAN OUT OF THERE. XD JB (One of the nice guys,) told me in our class later in the evening he saw the Creepy Boy get up to follow me out, so he came out to try and help me.. looked out the window or something and saw I was waaaay down halfway to the parking lot. XD I'm telling you, I HAULED. BUTT. XDD I was up by the parking lot, and look back, and see him coming toward me, like some beast from hell. I look out into the parking lot, and see my ride coming toward me. I hopped into the car and was like, "HIT IT. GO, GO GO." and ducked down really low, hoping his radar was... off, or something, and he hadn't seen me, or whatever,.
anyway. so in the middle of class, completely ignoring my stiff posture, my refusal to look at him, my irritated tone, my short, clipped responses..
if this were the animal kingdom, this guy would be mauled by some pissed off females because of his inability to read blatant sings. XD You see adult male lions back off after a single cough from a female, because they dont want to deal with PISSED OFF GIRL.
The animals get it. HOW is it possible this guy is so dang dense?
...ugh. So he continues to bother me. and try to speak to me. and to try and invade my personal bubble. I've been very fermand "gtfo." I haven't been nice. I've been borderline rude. If I were a guy, and a girl was giving off the vibes I was,I would have been on the other side of the room. seriously. Anyway. He leans over, and asks what my sign is.
and I'm thinking, "there is no way this can end well. WHOA NELLY. Come on, Noel. Don't answer it, don't answer it..." but I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "my sign is my fist in your face." so I told him I was an aries.
In horror, I watch him look up the compatibility charts between aries and aquarius. (VERY LOW. I would have KILLED someone if some crappy chart told him to keep bugging me. HALLELUJAH.) So he kept trying to say, "Does Aries fit you? I dont think it would fit you."
It fits me. XD I don't really give credence to these things, but I have to admit that I am Aries and Aries is me. It's almost always spot on. I told him that it fits me. I tried to crush every hope and dream he had. (We've discussed my attempt to use my religion. XD)
HE DID NOT. EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO WAIT UNTIL I WAS GONE. I WAS RIGHT THERE.
RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.
HIS SCREEN WAS ANGLED TOWARD ME.
I MEAN.
MYDHIFGIDFHSDGASGH.
The scary part is he leaned over to grinning boy 1, and aksed what his sign was again. I don't know if that wasa plan between the two of them, and he was checking my so called compatiility to both of them, or he likes grinning guy 1 too, and was checking his own compatibility with him.
I dont know.
I dont really want to know.
But i hope they have a long and happy life together, if that latter is true. I mean.. one of them is an obsessive stalker, and the other one has a comic with a sex scene in it that he showed to me after we'd talked for less than three minutes.
MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN, SAYS I.
Unrelated. Links that I promised people. XD
[link] Zoidberg whoops.
(I'm about to delete my other journal of us just being stupid and laughing during class. XD for those who didn't read it: I had roughly half an hour to get showered, dry my hair, and get back in the car or else I'd be late for class. So to speed myself up, I ran around the house in a towel, going "WHOOPWOOPWHOOPWHOOPWOOP." like Zoidberg. XD Without the scuttling, because I was in a towel, and had to have SOME decency.
[link] a really great fictionpress thing geared toward people who are interested in trying to write novels. C:
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Devious Comments
Always avoid the carrots.
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Yarg, and onward!
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Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
-comments on really old art because is often a lazy procrastinator.- (sorry. XD)
Be the lioness and rip him to shreds. Let him see your journal. >DDD -SHOTMURDEREDSLAIN- -insleep-
Maybe just... /accidentally/ leave it open while he's looking. You know, "read over it" or something. Or just print it out and wave it in his face. Whatever works. <3
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Yarg, and onward!
Almost all male animals will back off from a pissed female. I mean. Really. Meercats, lions, cheetahs, at least one kind of elephant, badgers. They all know the signs. AND THEY BACK THE HELL OFF BEFORE THEIR FACE GETS EATEN. XDDD
I watch animal planet, and the discovery channel.
I don't want him knowing my DA name. XD
I've been offered protection on the second row, and apparantly he's been warned off of it. If he even TRIES to speak to me again though, I'm letting him know he's the creepiest person I've ever met, and to not pull this stuff with people he meets in the future. Really. I can't take it. XD
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Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
-comments on really old art because is often a lazy procrastinator.- (sorry. XD)
And AYE. I have discovered that most male homo sapiens have problems with understanding the language of the females of their species.
Girl: Go away.
Guy: -hugs- Awww... Why?
Girl: I'll punch you.
Guy: -hugs tighter- Awww......
Girl: -punches-
True story. Every day life of my roommates. XDD <3
Butum. Yar. EAT HIM. >( You shouldn't be forced to move to the second row because some guy's creepy. Seriously. Make HIM move to the second row. o__o;
....But on the other side of the classroom, methinks.
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Ph34r de pirate's eye.
wtffffff dude needs to step off. BITCHES DONT KNOW ABOUT YOUR LIONESS-LIKE RAGE.
I think you need backup. I will be there ASAP.
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When people say you have a big head and then say they are joking, it is not because they have suddenly changed their mind. It is because they have suddenly realized that if they anger you, you might smash them with it.
.... Or, in a moderately loud 'conversational' voice, announce that your Herpies breakout doesn't seem nearly as bad as the last one.
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